Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Two endangered species.

Breaking News. Two endangered species were spotted in the Pacific Ocean on the Big Island in Hawaii at the Four Seasons Resort Hualalai at sunrise. A sea turtle. And, the Hygiene Hunter. Both the sea turtle and Hygiene Hunter remained 20 feet apart as per the Endangered Species Act of 1973 and the recently passed Endangered Species Act of 2010. Except for the time the sea turtle opted to get a closer look at the Hygiene Hunter unbeknownst to the Hygiene Hunter. It is unlikely the long arm of the law will press charges against the sea turtle.


Two Endangered Species Acts may just cancel each other out. The sea turtle and Hygiene Hunter can live in harmony. It is really quite perfect. Neither of them wants anyone within 20 feet of them. Nor does either one want to be touched. Ironically, both the sea turtle and the Hygiene Hunter swim in an identical fashion. Add 'Swim with sea turtles and Hygiene Hunter' to your list of things to do before you die. The Four Seasons makes it possible to swim in the rocky ocean by creating a calm lagoon with a lava rock breakwater. They really do think of everything.


Endangered Species Act of 1973: Do Not Disturb Turtles. The Endangered Species Act of 1973 prohibits the following: to harass, harm, pursue, hunt, shoot, wound, kill, trap, capture or collect, or attempt to engage in any such contact with sea turtles within the United States or the territorial seas of the United States. Penalties up to $50,000 fine, not more than one year in jail or both.


And, the just passed Endangered Species Act of 2010: Do Not Disturb The Hygiene Hunter. The Endangered Species Act of 2010 prohibits the following: to harass, harm, pursue, hunt, shoot, wound, kill, trap, capture or collect, touch directly or indirectly by handling her keyboard or mouse, sneeze or cough nearby, shake hands with, or attempt to engage in any such contact with the Hygiene Hunter within Planet Earth. Penalties up to $50,000 fine, not more than one year in jail or both. Hit.

2 comments:

  1. Brilliant! The fish who didn't want his photo taken without talking to his agent was also vintage Eva.

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  2. Turtle looks quite relaxed.

    I don't think he's worried about being bothered.

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