Friday, October 14, 2011

Pizza Scissors.

Not to be confused with nose hair scissors.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

How I fight the flu.

Instead of opting for a flu shot, I increase my Kale Shake intake by one, continue to avoid unprotected interaction with doorknobs and hold my breath for two months.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

What a relief!

My freeze-dried raven IS allowed to dine with me.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Antipasti at Buca.

As long as it doesn't touch my glass, I can most certainly appreciate the view.

Monday, October 3, 2011


"I wouldn't walk on this floor barefooted either," said one airport security guard to another after I was granted permission to walk through the metal detector with slippers on.