I am on the island that is home to the world's most active volcanoes and thanks to the Four Seasons Resort Hualalai all I want to do is shower. That is not such a bad thing. Considering MY OUTDOOR LAVA ROCK GARDEN SHOWER. In my mind it is like being inside a volcano. Why take time to visit the volcano when the volcano will visit you? I have decided to spend my visit to the Big Island inside my outdoor shower. Praise the Four Seasons for thinking of everything. I have saved myself money on a car rental and will be squeaky clean. What else could the Hygiene Hunter ask for? I will let you know when a geko decides to join me. Just don't tell my husband;)Hit.
Three verifiable things about me. One. I am an only child. The concept of sharing, therefore, is foreign to me. Two. I am a Virgo. The sign regarded as a perfectionist. Three. My mother raised me to be meticulously clean; compulsively tidy. According to my mother, "You have taken this clean thing way too far." I disagree. Apologies to my mother.
Nature or nurture? Who knows? Who cares? I have not been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Nor would I label myself a Cleanaholic. Or a Germaphobe. My world though, is definitely a unique place. One where doors open magically. Hotel mattresses are pristine. And estheticians never double dip.
I live in this world without a bubble or a honeycomb mask. About 15 years ago I got tired of catching the flu du jour and became ever more so hygienically vigilant -- perhaps obsessively so.
I want plants and animals in my shower!
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