The dreaded mattress inspection.

Even though everything looked perfect when I walked into my room at the Four Seasons Resort Hualalai I still had to conduct my inspection. I always start with the bed and I always have butterflies when I pull pillows out of their cases, look over bed linens and remove the mattress protector. That is because I have exacting standards. The FSRH was a 10/10. I licked the mattress in celebration. Then I gargled with ocean water. Hit.