Sunday, January 3, 2010

How to?

Bidets are rarely seen in North American hotels. Although I've travelled to Europe many times, I've never summoned the courage to investigate this hygiene paradox. So I plan to spend my day today attempting to determine just how to use a bidet without the assistance of Google or the ever helpful, knowledgeable and discreet Covent Garden Hotel concierge team. And most importantly, without any of my body parts making contact with the porcelain basin. I will let you know how it turns out.


  1. There are some things you just shouldn't touch with ANY part of your body.

  2. Silly water fountains, I have never tried... afraid.