This dog was fetching a stick in the Atlantic Ocean in South Beach, Miami. A stick. Not a condom. Thank goodness. Whether it is a gyro wrapper or a gyro wrapper, you know where it belongs. Repeat after me. IN A TRASH CAN. NOT THE BEACH. This dog is cleared to lick you. You. Not me.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Lucky dog.
This dog was fetching a stick in the Atlantic Ocean in South Beach, Miami. A stick. Not a condom. Thank goodness. Whether it is a gyro wrapper or a gyro wrapper, you know where it belongs. Repeat after me. IN A TRASH CAN. NOT THE BEACH. This dog is cleared to lick you. You. Not me.
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keep your wrappers under wrap,
ReplyDelete(....if he did lick you at least
he was in sea salt water)
I think it's possible that this dog may have sought out a South Beach shark to amputate its hind leg after accidentally stepping on the condom. I don't blame the hygienic beast either.
ReplyDeleteOr wait, never mind. That's just a wave that makes it look like the dog is missing a leg.
ReplyDeleteI rushed to conclusions because my first reaction if I were to ever step on a beached condom would be to cut off my foot.