I am all for being amorous. I am all for being amorous on a beach. I am all for being amorous on a beach with a hot random stranger. I am all for being amorous on a beach with a hot random stranger with a Green Card. I am all for being amorous on a beach with a hot random stranger with a Green Card and a condom. Call me old fashioned, or The Hygiene Hunter, but seriously, you should pick up after yourself. Even if you are on South Beach in Miami. People walk barefoot. Children play in the sand. Dogs seek new chew toys. Miss.
When I first glanced at the picture I thought you were back in Edmonton. Living behind the stadium I have the displeasure of having to watch my step for these oogey condoms every morning. In fact, this morning I narrowly missed stepping on one that the user was so kind to at least try to stuff it back in the wrapper before littering it out on the street. So Considerate!
Three verifiable things about me. One. I am an only child. The concept of sharing, therefore, is foreign to me. Two. I am a Virgo. The sign regarded as a perfectionist. Three. My mother raised me to be meticulously clean; compulsively tidy. According to my mother, "You have taken this clean thing way too far." I disagree. Apologies to my mother.
Nature or nurture? Who knows? Who cares? I have not been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Nor would I label myself a Cleanaholic. Or a Germaphobe. My world though, is definitely a unique place. One where doors open magically. Hotel mattresses are pristine. And estheticians never double dip.
I live in this world without a bubble or a honeycomb mask. About 15 years ago I got tired of catching the flu du jour and became ever more so hygienically vigilant -- perhaps obsessively so.
a LEBO leave behind
ReplyDeleteWhen I first glanced at the picture I thought you were back in Edmonton. Living behind the stadium I have the displeasure of having to watch my step for these oogey condoms every morning.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, this morning I narrowly missed stepping on one that the user was so kind to at least try to stuff it back in the wrapper before littering it out on the street.
So Considerate!
Sobe.So Sick.
ReplyDeleteI never go barefoot on a beach anymore. It's sad.
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