Dirty and clean.

Dear Dirty Dishes Book:

Thank you for drawing my attention to you at the Mercer Hotel Lobby Library. I am not sure if it was your simple black & white spine that made me zero in on you or the fact that you have the word DIRTY in your title. Who am I kidding? It was the word DIRTY. I was, however, not looking for a cheap thrill. I was about to pick you up and read you when my attention was diverted away from you by the dustless shelves. Housekeeping is constantly cleaning the Lobby Lounge. I am so glad to know they are taking good care of you and your shelve mates. The next time I am in New York I will pick you up. You and only you.

Love,

The Hygiene Hunter