Thursday, June 3, 2010
The sun excels at exposing imperfections. Enlarged pores, cellulite, dust bunnies. At The Tides in South Beach, Miami there is no room for forgiveness or vampires because all rooms have glorious Atlantic Ocean views along with sunshine for most of the day. This made room inspection easier for me. I am delighted to report I found no dimpling on the sofa cushions, hares or hairs in the closet or lint in my belly button. May I suggest we worship The Housekeeping Department at The Tides instead of The Sun? Yes, The Sun does provide you with Vitamin D, but it will not expertly change your bed linens. Hit.