In honor of the return of True Blood Season 3, I am going to focus exclusively on Bad Things People Do. As related to hygiene. Good acts will not be acknowledged this week. Only behavior with no redeeming qualities. Remember, you have a choice. Even vampires have a choice in the HBO world. Good vampires drink Tru Blood. Bad vampires suck your blood. The show's tag "Do Bad Things"does not give you permission to ...
Three verifiable things about me. One. I am an only child. The concept of sharing, therefore, is foreign to me. Two. I am a Virgo. The sign regarded as a perfectionist. Three. My mother raised me to be meticulously clean; compulsively tidy. According to my mother, "You have taken this clean thing way too far." I disagree. Apologies to my mother.
Nature or nurture? Who knows? Who cares? I have not been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Nor would I label myself a Cleanaholic. Or a Germaphobe. My world though, is definitely a unique place. One where doors open magically. Hotel mattresses are pristine. And estheticians never double dip.
I live in this world without a bubble or a honeycomb mask. About 15 years ago I got tired of catching the flu du jour and became ever more so hygienically vigilant -- perhaps obsessively so.
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