My room or yours?

I had never before thought of the benefits of having only two hotel rooms on a floor until my stay at The Tides in South Beach, Miami. Obviously, significantly fewer people will be pressing the elevator button to your floor. Unless, of course, the other room is occupied by quindecaplets -- with spouses. Penthouse floors by nature invite pressing in hopes the elevator button works. Save yourself the trouble, it never does. Fear not, I always use finger protection. Hit.