The water was turned on by my Personal Faucet Handler. And that is about as far as I progressed with my bidet experiment because I was not quite sure which position to assume. Bent-Over Row? Pelvic Tilt? Lunge? Downward-Facing Dog? Bucking Bronco? Crouching Tiger? Hidden Dragon? I think a disposable water bottle could be just as effective and far more straightforward.
Three verifiable things about me. One. I am an only child. The concept of sharing, therefore, is foreign to me. Two. I am a Virgo. The sign regarded as a perfectionist. Three. My mother raised me to be meticulously clean; compulsively tidy. According to my mother, "You have taken this clean thing way too far." I disagree. Apologies to my mother.
Nature or nurture? Who knows? Who cares? I have not been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Nor would I label myself a Cleanaholic. Or a Germaphobe. My world though, is definitely a unique place. One where doors open magically. Hotel mattresses are pristine. And estheticians never double dip.
I live in this world without a bubble or a honeycomb mask. About 15 years ago I got tired of catching the flu du jour and became ever more so hygienically vigilant -- perhaps obsessively so.
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