My goal was to finish my Christmas shopping this weekend. Alas, while I may be hygienically superior, I am directionally challenged. So instead of being cradled in the bosom of Holt Renfrew -- Canada's best department store for fashion -- I found myself in one of Canada's most tragic neighborhoods -- Vancouver's Downtown Eastside. With the Olympic Winter Games only 52 days away, the City of Vancouver is focused on making this area more visitor friendly. Personally, I find the area more sad than scary. I would, however, advise that you watch where you step. While waiting for a taxi I bided my time admiring the HH in the doorway of this dilapidated building. I can't decide if it stands for Hygiene Hunter or Happy Holidays.
The Downtown Eastside is a great place to find any last minute christmas gifts. Browse the many vendors selling a variety of lifted goods. Anything from chicken to DVD's you'll find something for everyone on your christmas list at the Downtown Eastside. Just remember to disinfect goods before you gift them lest you give your giftees something extra.
Three verifiable things about me. One. I am an only child. The concept of sharing, therefore, is foreign to me. Two. I am a Virgo. The sign regarded as a perfectionist. Three. My mother raised me to be meticulously clean; compulsively tidy. According to my mother, "You have taken this clean thing way too far." I disagree. Apologies to my mother.
Nature or nurture? Who knows? Who cares? I have not been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Nor would I label myself a Cleanaholic. Or a Germaphobe. My world though, is definitely a unique place. One where doors open magically. Hotel mattresses are pristine. And estheticians never double dip.
I live in this world without a bubble or a honeycomb mask. About 15 years ago I got tired of catching the flu du jour and became ever more so hygienically vigilant -- perhaps obsessively so.
The Downtown Eastside is a great place to find any last minute christmas gifts. Browse the many vendors selling a variety of lifted goods. Anything from chicken to DVD's you'll find something for everyone on your christmas list at the Downtown Eastside. Just remember to disinfect goods before you gift them lest you give your giftees something extra.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year 2010! You rock girl.
ReplyDeleteOh You are so funny, I love your humour as much as your hygiene.
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