Yesterday I went for my annual physical. My new doctor made the mistake of asking me if I had any concerns. Clearly, she isn't reading my blog. Where to begin? Doctor: Is the exam table sprayed down between patients? Are stethoscopes cleaned in between patients? Was the person in the exam room before me contagious? Do you ever swab your doorknobs? Do you wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water while singing Stairway to Heaven in between patients? Is there a woman on this planet who can pee into a cup without peeing all over her hands? Why didn't health boards realize magazines and toys in health clinics and hospitals were a bad idea long before H1N1?
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