Unlike Cagney and Lacey.

To me a telephone and a toilet are a bad combination. Like vinegar and bleach. Bones and chicken. Orange juice and toothpaste. Sanitary napkins and reusable. Even though both were new at the Hotel d'Aubusson I still didn't have the temptation to order macaroons while serving some up. Some things should just wait. This is a common combo at more expensive hotels. I wonder if the concierge knows where the call is coming from. I must remember to ask.